I can show you the world.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
- Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
- Me: No
- Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
Somehow we always end up here